Strange how people refer to “the Jews” as if we were all one singular unit or one big interest group or something. Like, yeah, we meet every Tuesday night and plot the downfall of all non-Jewish civilizations. Our domination is imminent. There will be bagels.
this person is obvs the reason why the zog conspiracy potluck was short by like 4 dishes
GET IT TOGETHER
AND BRING THE BLINTZES
People serious accuse you folks of masterminding the world, and you can’t even coordinate some blintzes? If you were running the world, I’d say it’s time for new leadership. :p
just some people dont know when to put down the elders of zion book
and make food for the zog potluck
i think the problem is that mrs. goldstein and mrs. horowitz and mrs. abadi and mrs. maimon all had a fight last week in the kitchen about whose recipes to use
so no one else wanted to make anything and piss at least one of them off
we can run the banks, but we can’t agree on a challah recipe
Or on what time the meeting starts. Nobody ever comes on time….
ooooooh, i call the seat between netanyahu and barbra streisand!
ugh does this mean i have to sit next to the rothschilds again?!