In Jerusalem

sing out, louise: docloudscomeinpurple: Strange how people refer to “the Jews” as if we...

snazzykitties:

tzviaariella:

glintglimmergleam:

kuklarusskaya:

oparnoshoshoi:

kuklarusskaya:

glintglimmergleam:

docloudscomeinpurple:

Strange how people refer to “the Jews” as if we were all one singular unit or one big interest group or something. Like, yeah, we meet every Tuesday night and plot the downfall of all non-Jewish civilizations. Our domination is imminent. There will be bagels.

listen…

uhm

this person is obvs the reason why the zog conspiracy potluck was short by like 4 dishes

GET IT TOGETHER

AND BRING THE BLINTZES

jfc

People serious accuse you folks of masterminding the world, and you can’t even coordinate some blintzes?  If you were running the world, I’d say it’s time for new leadership. :p

just some people dont know when to put down the elders of zion book

and make food for the zog potluck

unbelievable

i think the problem is that mrs. goldstein and mrs. horowitz and mrs. abadi and mrs. maimon all had a fight last week in the kitchen about whose recipes to use

so no one else wanted to make anything and piss at least one of them off

we can run the banks, but we can’t agree on a challah recipe

Or on what time the meeting starts. Nobody ever comes on time….

ooooooh, i call the seat between netanyahu and barbra streisand!

ugh does this mean i have to sit next to the rothschilds again?!

snazzykitties:

saltyseababies:

that house that just collapsed? white jews did it

that earthquake that just happened? white jews did it

that awful movie you just spent 10 dollars on? white jews did it

that uneven slab of pavement you just stubbed your toe on? white jews

you see, white jews are responsible for everything. please drink responsibly. 

you didn’t drink responsibly? white jews did it.

Weather is shitty? White Jews did it.

Cereal too soggy? White Jews did it.

Clothes not fully dried? White Jews did it.

A portion of “Zog Nit Keynmol” translated to Hebrew, on a memorial wall in Givatayim, Israel. Zog Nit Keynmol was a song sung by Jewish partisans in the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising and throughout Eastern Europe. The lyrics of the sang say to never give up hope, for freedom will come again. 

“Say not it is the final road we tread, leaden skies will pass and sun will shine instead. Believe that freedoms hour will appear, our steps will tell the world that we are here”

A portion of “Zog Nit Keynmol” translated to Hebrew, on a memorial wall in Givatayim, Israel. Zog Nit Keynmol was a song sung by Jewish partisans in the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising and throughout Eastern Europe. The lyrics of the sang say to never give up hope, for freedom will come again.

“Say not it is the final road we tread, leaden skies will pass and sun will shine instead. Believe that freedoms hour will appear, our steps will tell the world that we are here”

My roommate and I discussing a condescending acquaintance of ours

  • Me: He ignores almost 3000 years worth of intellectual discourse on religion when he says 'well clearly atheism is the logical system of belief'
  • Me: Considering that he has read probably all of two books on Atheism
  • Roommate: Seriously, he has no right to condescend anyone who chooses to believe in something, considering that he has all the life experience of a practiced masturbater.

TAL - Trochenbrod And Lozisht - The Journey To Tal ( Real "Trachimbrod" Of "Everything Is Illuminated" ) - Poland To The Ukraine Aug 2006 - è"ì - èøåëðáøåã-ìåæéùè

This is a website that depicts the journey of a group of mostly Israeli jews to the formers towns of Trochenbrod and Lozisht, I found it last night through pure coincidence. The pictures are small, but they and the short descriptions between each picture of what they did each day of the trip contribute to what I think is a hugely moving experience.

In 2008, a fascinating, little-known study asked 500 Israeli Jews about Israel’s behavior throughout the history of the conflict. The study was conducted by Rafi Nets-Zehngut, at the Teachers College of Columbia University and Daniel Bar-Tal of Tel Aviv University’s School of Education. Bar-Tal is an internationally regarded expert in political psychology. Some of the findings were striking: • More than six-in-ten said that prior to the arrival of the “Jewish pioneers” in the late 19th century, Palestinians were a majority in the region (“majority,” “vast majority,” or “exclusive inhabitants”). • A majority, albeit very slim (50.2 percent), said that Jews and Arabs share the blame equally (46 percent) or primarily Jews (4.2 percent) are to blame for the outbreak and continuation of the Israeli-Arab conflict, while 43 percent blamed primarily Palestinians and Arabs. • Most important for Nakba Day, when asked who was responsible for the “departure” of Palestinian refugees during the 1948 War of Independence, 41 percent chose the traditional Zionist narrative that they left due to fear and exhortations of Arab leaders; but 39 percent chose a response that cited fear and calls of Arab leaders, but also due to expulsion by Jews. Another eight percent cited only expulsion by Jews. That means that nearly half – a 47 percent plurality – accepted the Jewish role in creating Palestinian refugees.