Incoming massive photo dump!
This is my friend David Crockett (Davy, and yes that is his real name) and I 
This is one of my closest friends, Andre. He and I house-sat together for 2 months last summer. One of the best times of my life. 
This is Bailey! She is way rad, I met her up in Fort Collins when I was visiting Andre and my friend Michael! 
Left to right: Bailey, Andre, Me, JACOB ROE, and Melody (I think???)
These are my friends Matt and Fallon, and we all look absolutely awful. Matts nickname is Dishes (his last name is Fisher, when you type in Fisher in t9 it comes out as dishes and thus it stuck to him) and he is giving his best creeper face. 
This is Kyle, and he is by far one of the best (and most handsome!) people I’ve ever met. I’ve crashed at his place multiple times, and he is just generally an awesome person to be around. He’s so incredibly nice, it’s kind of ridiculous. 
Awww yeah, Melody and I! 
Left to right: Me, Seth, Anna, Kenji.
I met Seth about 8 months ago, he invited me to a party at his house after having known me for like 2 days, and I proceeded to get absolutely hammered and have a great time there. Now he can be kind of a dick (he himself would be the first to admit that) but once you get past that, Seth is really awesome. 
AHHH KENJI. Kenji is my perpetual beer pong partner, he and I go under the moniker of “Team Jap and Jew” and we proceed to absolutely own face every time he and I play. He’s great! Though I think this picture was like half an hour after he puked :P 
This is Hussam! He’s Iraqi, when he went to work today he called himself “Sam the Jew” because he was afraid the ‘mountain-people’ would discriminate against him for being Iraqi. I found the story hilarious, and promptly gave him shit for being a culture appropriating asshole :P 
THIS IS ZACHO AND THIS MAN CAN DRINK EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE AND SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO PUT IT ALL AWAY AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE DOES IT. I once finished half a HANDLE HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO MUCH of peppermint schnapps with this man and I woke up the next morning feeling like I went to town on some battery acid the previous night. He woke up feeling just fine >_<
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